I Swear My Jeans Shrunk in the Moonlight: Hormonal water retention, digestive Qi, and practical fixes

by Lacey Park | Nov 6, 2025 | TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine)

If your jeans mysteriously shrink every full moon, it might not be laundry sabotage — it might be your Qi. Here’s how TCM explains hormonal bloating, and how to fix it naturally.